At Least He’s Happy
When you give it some thought, the majority of problems and concerns are caused by having a brain. You wouldn’t be in trouble if you didn’t possess a brain. That, in theory, clarifies why this man is comfortable with losing his brain. Everyone should keep their distance from him and let him enjoy his momentary brainlessness because he won’t be able to function without it for very long. Probably cathartic, too.
This Seems Familiar
It’s one thing to lose a turtle, but it’s rather perilous to lose a turtle that holds your nunchucks. We are all aware of the power a nunchuck can give a turtle. Thankfully, Michelangelo only seems to be a menace to the evil. All turtles, in our opinion, are capable of moving far faster than they do; they only choose to conceal this ability so they can use it to their advantage in stressful situations.